Something funny was trending on twitter, I was busy doing my thing with my phone not wanting any disturbance,
'Neta, mumsy is calling you' said my kid sis as she entered my room
'What's she calling me for na?' I hate being disturbed anytime I'm having a 'one on one' with my phone.
'I don't know, go ask her yourself' my kid sis answered, bad belle girl she doesn't like the way I always concentrate on my phone.
I went to the sitting room where my mum was,
'Go and buy me airtime' she said
I took the money and left.
On my way to the shop, I noticed one jeep was following me closely, hah! I was walking fast, I started walking faster, the jeep kept following and then it stopped. I reached the shop, bought the airtime and headed back home. The driver of the jeep came down and met me.
OMG! The guy was beautiful!!! Asin tall and beautifully handsome (´⌣`ʃƪ) ...ghen ghen! See me that didn't even dress well
'Hello, I'm mike, saw you and couldn't continue driving' the gorgeous guy said
Me keh! No one has ever said that to me before.. I was feeling so fly.
'Erm... I'm Neta' imagine me stammering.
'Can I have your number so we can hook up later? The dude asked me
I jejely gave him my number just like that...he thanked me, went back to his car and drove off. I went back home and continued tweeting.
Two days later, I received a call from him, he wanted to hang out, I agreed and we hanged out. Mike was so expensive, we never went to a cheap place, he took me to places I didn't even know existed, this went on for like 3 weeks. One day I was with him in a restaurant, he brought out his cheque book,
'Sweetheart, ever since I met you, my life has changed, you've given me happiness, love, joy and I'm grateful, that's why I wanna give you this' he then wrote on the cheque and gave it to me.
OMG! OMG! OMG! He gave me the sum of 500,000 naira, asin what did I do? We've not had sex and I don't even love him. ┌(˘.˘)ʃ ┐('⌣'┐) (┌'⌣' )┌ ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ ┌(˘.˘)ʃ
'Aaaawww baby, now you wanna make me cry, you simply the best' I stood up and hugged him, so guys like this still exist? I didn't know oo, mumsy should send me to buy her airtime more often, as I was still looking at the cheque, smiling sheepishly, making big plans in my head, I saw my kid sis in the restaurant.
'Anny, what are you doing here?' I asked her with a confused look
'Mummy is calling you' she answered. Hian! Why would my mum be calling me when she knows I'm on a date? O_o
'Anny, can't you see I'm with someone?' The yeye girl started laughing, like what's funny?
'Mummy is calling you biko, before you'd be there and sleeptalking' Sleeptalking? I turned to look at mike, I didn't see him, ahn ahn, what's happening? Everything suddenly vanished and I found myself on my bed with my phone in my hand. I was dreaming. Kai what kinda dream was that na :( I went to answer my mum
'Go and buy me airtime' she said, I took the money and left
After buying the airtime, was walking on my street almost at my house, I saw a jeep behind me, my heart leaped, the jeep slowly stopped, I stopped too, the louvers rolled down and a gorgeous man was on the wheel, my heart melted! O_O what's happening?
'Hello, you're wearing the back of your cloth' the man said, rolled up his louvers and zoomed off!
WTF! Seriously?
'What's she calling me for na?' I hate being disturbed anytime I'm having a 'one on one' with my phone.
'I don't know, go ask her yourself' my kid sis answered, bad belle girl she doesn't like the way I always concentrate on my phone.
I went to the sitting room where my mum was,
'Go and buy me airtime' she said
I took the money and left.
On my way to the shop, I noticed one jeep was following me closely, hah! I was walking fast, I started walking faster, the jeep kept following and then it stopped. I reached the shop, bought the airtime and headed back home. The driver of the jeep came down and met me.
OMG! The guy was beautiful!!! Asin tall and beautifully handsome (´⌣`ʃƪ) ...ghen ghen! See me that didn't even dress well
'Hello, I'm mike, saw you and couldn't continue driving' the gorgeous guy said
Me keh! No one has ever said that to me before.. I was feeling so fly.
'Erm... I'm Neta' imagine me stammering.
'Can I have your number so we can hook up later? The dude asked me
I jejely gave him my number just like that...he thanked me, went back to his car and drove off. I went back home and continued tweeting.
Two days later, I received a call from him, he wanted to hang out, I agreed and we hanged out. Mike was so expensive, we never went to a cheap place, he took me to places I didn't even know existed, this went on for like 3 weeks. One day I was with him in a restaurant, he brought out his cheque book,
'Sweetheart, ever since I met you, my life has changed, you've given me happiness, love, joy and I'm grateful, that's why I wanna give you this' he then wrote on the cheque and gave it to me.
OMG! OMG! OMG! He gave me the sum of 500,000 naira, asin what did I do? We've not had sex and I don't even love him. ┌(˘.˘)ʃ ┐('⌣'┐) (┌'⌣' )┌ ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ ┌(˘.˘)ʃ
'Aaaawww baby, now you wanna make me cry, you simply the best' I stood up and hugged him, so guys like this still exist? I didn't know oo, mumsy should send me to buy her airtime more often, as I was still looking at the cheque, smiling sheepishly, making big plans in my head, I saw my kid sis in the restaurant.
'Anny, what are you doing here?' I asked her with a confused look
'Mummy is calling you' she answered. Hian! Why would my mum be calling me when she knows I'm on a date? O_o
'Anny, can't you see I'm with someone?' The yeye girl started laughing, like what's funny?
'Mummy is calling you biko, before you'd be there and sleeptalking' Sleeptalking? I turned to look at mike, I didn't see him, ahn ahn, what's happening? Everything suddenly vanished and I found myself on my bed with my phone in my hand. I was dreaming. Kai what kinda dream was that na :( I went to answer my mum
'Go and buy me airtime' she said, I took the money and left
After buying the airtime, was walking on my street almost at my house, I saw a jeep behind me, my heart leaped, the jeep slowly stopped, I stopped too, the louvers rolled down and a gorgeous man was on the wheel, my heart melted! O_O what's happening?
'Hello, you're wearing the back of your cloth' the man said, rolled up his louvers and zoomed off!
WTF! Seriously?
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